Anyway, Tiger Woods had nine mistresses. And that was just the front nine. What about the back nine?
Quote Joke of the Week
December 8, 2009 at 7:48 am (Politics)
Something Rotten in Denmark
December 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm (Dems Bad, Greenhouse THIS, Lock up the silverware, Obama Bad, Stop Obama)
Tags: Climate Change, Climategate, Global Warming, Gore, Obama
That stench is the exhaust from all the politicians and “scientists” and activists and tree-hugging groupies pretending to be all eco-conscious for the cameras. Or it could be the hot air from their yammering pie-holes. Really, if they really believed the tripe they peddle, they’d be behaving much differently, wouldn’t they?
Just in time for the GlobalWarmingGooeyCampfireInSnowyCopenhagen MosEiselyInDisguise, the Obama administration plans to announce they plan to further regulate greenhouse gases as a threat to our well-being. The timing is so adolescently predictable – make Big Zero look all greeny for the popular kids. In the meantime, the climate change scientists look more stupid by the minute. Gee, wasn’t it in 5th grade science that we learned that trees need CO2 to survive? Why does Obama hate the trees?
Finally the Obama administration finds a problem they can solve. Unfortunately it is one that doesn’t exist.
The din begins. If you don’t believe, you’re a heretic. Let the auto de fé begin!
Al Gore, Inventor of the Internet and Weathermaking Wizard, is now a poet, and wants you to know it. I wonder if there is a merit badge for that, that his mom could sew on his High Priest robe/sash/snuggie?
(cartoon shamelessly swiped from MarySue)
Remember Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2009 at 9:37 pm (Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, Memories..., Obama Bad)
Our WWII vets are dwindling away by the day. They, and their families fight to keep the memories of that horrible day alive. I pray another Pearl Harbor is not in our near future. One would hope our “Hawaiian born” President would get the history right, but alas…
Sweet, Sweet, Bittersweet
December 6, 2009 at 8:47 am (I Love College Football, Politics)
(swiped from The Other McCain)
The 1000th Post
December 4, 2009 at 10:36 pm (Blogs and Blogging, CPAC09, Dems Bad, Fourth Estate, Golf, Greenhouse THIS, I Love College Football, It's all about me Me ME, Obama Bad, RedState Army, Rule 2)
So what should I talk about?
How about TeaPartyGirl takes on Mutant Nostril, and wins?
Or The Daily Show is actually reporting stuff the LameStreamMedia ignores?
Or Zippers, A Man’s Best Friend? Georgia Edition. Florida Edition.
Or Obama’s Safe-School Czar pushing child-porn? Why is this a surprise?
Or Madam Boxer, confused again?
Or Obama refuses to be photographed with world-class lawnmower? Oh wait, that’s an F-22, but how would he know?
Or The Goracle was sooo looking forward to Copenhagen, when, ooohhh nooooo, run away! Run away!
Or Lance and Duane are both nice guys?
Or Erick the Erickson wins a much deserved award?
Or, I don’t know, some football game tomorrow?
So much to talk about. So many people talking. About anything and everything. But a 1000 posts later, I’ve made some good friends, had some great late night talks and even won an award once.
Awww shucks! Group hug! Here’s to the next 1000 posts!
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Too Good to Check
December 1, 2009 at 9:45 pm (Greenhouse THIS, Stuff I'm tired of, Stupid is as stupid does)
Via Gerard, who knows a thing or two about proofreading (Charles Martin/PJM):
1. UNESCO, Paris (IHP-IV Project H-4.1). 78p estimates 2350 as the year for disappearance of glaciers, but the IPCC authors misread 2350 as 2035 in the Official IPCC documents, WGII 2007 p. 493!In other words, it appears that the immensely rapid decline of the Himalayan glaciers, so widely reported to be coming in 2035, was originally reported not to happen until 2350.
Typo. Typo. Typo.
Goes hand in hand with another four-letter word. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL.
Now the sad, [non-]endangered polar bears will be able to frolic freely on glaciers worldwide!
Magic Words Are Like Magic Beans
December 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm (Greenhouse THIS, Stop Obama)
They grow and grow, trailing green little tendrils, until they’ve grown out of sight… out of mind… out of meaning.
…”yeah…something is settled. And I don’t want to step in it.”
“…sinkhole…”
Advent is Here and a Friendly Reminder
November 30, 2009 at 6:23 pm (Christmas)
The Anchoress has a great post on the Advent season. Read
…why I am inspired, this year, this Advent, this very night -O Holy Night- to keep Advent at the fore, and the World of Illusions and Easy Forgettings somewhere at bay, where I can not so easily reference it, or be so quickly distracted.
My favorite Advent devotional is at Following The Star. The music is especially moving. The site also has devotionals for other times of the year.
Now for the, ahem, Friendly Reminder. This site has a Comments Policy. Please read it. In fact, if you’re prone to invective discourse, perhaps you should read it aloud. While Stacy & Co. love a flame-war as much as the next, and in fact encourage vigorous debate as “Rule 4″ in How to Get a Million Hit on Your Blog in Less Than a Year. While they relish the schoolyard skirmishes, I don’t. Nothing gets people into a “Bah, Humbug” mood than being subjected to other’s bad form and/or acting out, especially during the holidays. So behave yourselves, or be banned.
Merry Christmas.
Ah, Sweet Victory
November 29, 2009 at 8:33 pm (DawgNation, North Avenue Trade School)
Just think, if the Dawgs had played that well (yes, I know there were mistakes and missteps) all season, we’d be in a completely different spot, wouldn’t we?
Indeed.
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Vampires
November 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm (And now for something completely different, Parenting, Stuff I'm tired of, Stupid is as stupid does)
20 bad lessons girls learn from Twilight (h/t Fausta). As if our girls aren’t confused enough by the mixed messages from media vs school vs parents vs peers, along comes Twilight to make it worse. Samples:
4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
20. Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
