The latest buzz is that there is a new Osama tape due out any day now. The technology these days is just amazing. Just think, we’ll be able to made videos for our friends and relations long after we start the eternal dirt nap. Just think, voices from the hereafter – reminding kids to eat their vegetables, keeping spouses from remarrying (especially to someone you never liked in the first place), checking in on the dog and the laundry and if the piano needs tuning. No need to turn into a poltergeist! Just pack the handy videocam!
JawaReport is already questioning the whole thing. Allah has some interesting pics on HotAir. Hmmmm….same clothes, some Grecian formula, a little botox, adjust the lighting – the old corpse is as good as new. The magic of PhotoShop and some video editting – and woohoo – we gots us a new video to scare the bahooey infidels! Heh. How stupid do they think we are?
It’s the same thing with Castro. What is the problem with just saying he’s dead already? Is Raul afraid of a little revolution? Why do they have to trot the weasels out to lie for them? Again, just how stupid do they think we are?
I’ll see your Dead Fidel and raise you a Dead Osama.
Your bet.
Eugene said,
September 11, 2007 at 2:29 am
New Osama video seems yet another forgery. Everyone needs Osama alive:
terrorists as symbolic leader and the US Administration – to avoid
scaling down the war on terror.
Obadiah Shoher rightly notes (
http://www.samsonblinded.org/news/osama-commemorates-911-1114 ) that
new Osama talks like a leftist university professor. I like Shoher’s
analysis. No way a terrorist leader like Osama would use a speechwriter. Osama is famous
for his rhetoric.
Also, in the tape Osama both threatens America with attack (by
“proving” Americans polytheists) and offers (yet another time)
long-term coaching in Islam.
But his dyed beard makes me cautious. Islam’s mujahedeen dye their
beards before battle.
RevJim said,
September 9, 2007 at 6:00 am
Reminds me of Weekend at Bernie’s