Remember when you were in high school? That shark-tank of raging hormonal angst? Where jealousy, revenge and down-right class-warfare raged in the halls, locker rooms and ball fields – and EVERYONE was fair game. Don’t buck the crowd, don’t aim too high, don’t shine too bright or someone will smear you and your name like PB&J on the lunchroom wall.
Not overly made-up, not skankily dressed, like Sandy in Grease before she transformed into one of The Gang – she’s NORMAL and those that aren’t are beside themselves.
Charlie Martin has the be-all-end-all list of Palin rumors and their subsequent debunking. And he writes about it here at PJM.
Who else, but the jealous new kid, would start these kind of rumors?
At least some have been sent to Detention. Now if they would only be EXPELLED as well…
Those who HAVE, look down on those who HAVE NOT. I mean, really, everyone who is anyone knows that an Ivy League education is the only one that counts.
And in the “she matriculated at college and her sister is a thespian” category, the Mean Girls complain loudly about expenses billed, even though the expenses are allowable to bill. Duh.
UPDATE: Even the rival high school to the north is getting into the fray. “Pramface.” Well, Heather, you’re a Double-Pramface! So there! And don’t come down here again.
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vanderleun said,
September 9, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Excellent. I’m pushing that to Drive-By.