The election is making Erica Jong’s back hurt. Booo-freaking-hoo. The Cap’n:
And the #1 quote from Erica Jong? The troop drawdown in Iraq has a secret purpose:
“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”
I’d bold the more lunatic portions, but who can make that distinction? Jong makes Truthers look almost sane. (Almost.)
[...] It could be worse, I guess. [Jane] Fonda could get Jong to travel to Pakistan in order to get photo ops of them operating Taliban anti-aircraft guns.
Speaking of which, by the way: of whom does Jong’s rhetoric remind readers? “Blood will run in the streets.” Sounds like an echo of 1960s radical terrorists like, oh, the Weather Underground.
I laughed so hard, grits nearly came out of my nose. Jane Fonda has a particularly fond (NOT) place in Atlantan’s hearts. Remember she used to be married to The Ted in her post-Hanoi days. Boy, was she a snob.
Don Surber chimes in (h/t Larwyn)
Yes, Bill Ayers will lead the charge. Dozens of radicals will be killed — as they blow themselves up. Meanwhile, Gen. Cheney will shoot any and all lawyers in the guise of pheasant hunting. (In Elmer Fudd voice) Hehehe-he.
And Jong: “Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act.”
Actually, Judith Miller was locked up at the behest of liberals who wanted her to divulge a leak. [Emphasis admin]
Police state? Has she been turned out of her luxurious mansion, her belongings stolen, her children raped, her livestock taken, her flowers trampled, her pool soiled, her servants deported and then beaten, tortured and imprisoned by this supposedly hateful regime simply for her beliefs? And she’s saying this in Italy? Maybe she should just stay in Italy. And Erica, P.S. There’s no Valium in prison, so be careful what you wish for.
I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, I can’t help myself.
I’m going to lay down now and try to catch my breath.




Injest said,
November 1, 2008 at 3:28 pm
From the mind of Erica Jong, Jane Fonda, Naomi Wolf, Ken Follett and Susan Cheever (Yes, I mean mind as in singular)
“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”
Vote for Obama or Dick Cheney will kill YOU!!
Vote for Obama or you’re a RASIST!!
Vote for Obama and there will be an international crisis says Biden, opps that will happen anyway says Obama.
ngoldfarb said,
November 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
facts, just the facts, only the facts
that will really scare anyone
http://ngoldfarb.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/barack-obamas-boss-and-mentor-william-ayres-group-killed-more-people-than-the-kkk-klu-lux-klan/