[This was stuck in my drafts folder for some unknown reason. Perhaps the flakiness of my WP for the last few weeks is to blame. Regardless, enjoy the snark.]
The 2010 Nike Combat Uniforms were unveiled last week and we saw a few of them over the weekend. Edgy. Out there. Some were down-right ug-ly. But you can say one thing – none of them were drab.
Now why weren’t these guys invited to redecorate the Oval Office? Can’t you just see those sofas covered in Bear Bryant Houndstooth? A great big G on the floor? And Gator tie-backs on Gamecock red drapes? The Martha Washington chairs covered in vibrant gold and purple chintz or an orange and navy chenille stripe? The rug woven with time-honored (and fact-checked) quotes from Vince, Bear, the Ol’ Ball Coach?
Even a tacky sports bar is better than this pathetic effort. FAIL. F-A-I-L.
Previous rants:
More on the Oval Office Rug
Dust Bowl Decorating
Thursday Robo-Love said,
September 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
[...] Why Weren’t These Guys Invited to Redecorate the Oval Office? [...]
Hedgenator said,
September 9, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Don’t forget the soap dish for the Vols (http://www.ajc.com/sports/vols-coach-tells-players-609750.html), after they serve the coffee and danish, of course.
Kate said,
September 10, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Uh….. UGH! Who on earth comes up with this kind of crap!?