Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Vampires

November 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm (And now for something completely different, Parenting, Stuff I'm tired of, Stupid is as stupid does)

20 bad lessons girls learn from Twilight (h/t Fausta). As if our girls aren’t confused enough by the mixed messages from media vs school vs parents vs peers, along comes Twilight to make it worse. Samples:

4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
20. Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.

2 Comments

Once You Go Jack, You’ll Never Go Back

November 18, 2009 at 3:49 pm (And now for something completely different, It's all about me Me ME, Rule 5)

Well, this is a surprise – an award that wasn’t immediately coughed up to Barack Obama. People Magazine picks Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man Alive.

Actually, no, it’s not really a surprise. Johnny has always been high on “the list” of favored eye candy. If they weren’t going to pick Mark Harmon, then JD is a fine choice indeed. Yes, indeedy, a very fine choice.

Ahem, here he is without the pirate hat, you know, just for comparison purposes, you know -

UPDATE: Evidently, GQ got the memo.

1 Comment

Random Random Bo Bandom Bananaramablogbursties

November 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm (And now for something completely different)

Friday the Thirteenth… if you’re superstitious, you don’t leave the house. Miraculously, I made it to work and back today without being smushed like a bug or falling into one of Atlanta’s famous potholes. Go figure.

In honor of things thirteeny, here is a list of the top thirteen random things that caught my eye today:

13. Trog sees dead planets.

12. Three UT freshmen football players arrested last Friday for armed robbery, with a semi-automatic pellet gun, one wearing school spirit attire, and the getaway car was a Prius. Honestly, folks, I couldn’t make that one up if I tried. “Impossible is Nuthin.” Stop it, I can’t breathe!

11. “This blog hopes that there is a camera trained on Princess Pelosi when [Lt. Col Alan] West gives her The Look and her botox freezes solid.”

10. Dear heavens, that woman needs a real stylist. Without a belt fetish.

9. Pelosi, a cheat? Who’ve thunk it…

8. Lunch today at La Fonda Latina (new Howell Mill Rd location). The Quesadilla con Camarones was superb.

7. Ree goes to WallyWorld.

6. Carroll County is one county over. (h/t Gerard)

5. I’ll take The Cost of Narcissism for $500, Alex. Bizzzzzzt… “What is $1.4 trillion, just in fiscal year 2009?”

4. 14, not 13.

3. Flag? What flag?

2. What part of this does the Obama WH not understand?

1. The best Christmas list evah. I’m gonna print this sucker off, stick it on the fridge and make sure EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE can perform all these things. We will survive.

Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils. Gen. John Stark

Infidels, unite!

American Digest, All American Blogger, Andrea Shea King, Atlas Shrugs, Crystal Clear Conservative, Hot Air, Erick Erickson, Fausta, Katie Favazza, Lakeshore Laments, Little Miss Attila, Midnight Blue, Newly Conservative Lesbian, No Pasaran, No Runny Eggs, Not One Red Cent, Outside the Beltway, Pam Meister, Ralph Benko, RFC Radio, Scrappleface, Stix Blog, Smart Girl Politics, The American Mind, The Other McCain, The Sundries Shack, Vodkapundit, Ace of Spades, Teflon Don, American Digest, American Power, Amused Cynic, The Anchoress, Augean Stables, TOTUS, Betsy’s Page, Big Girl Pants, Big Hollywood, Birdbrain, BlackFive, blonde sagacity, Breath of the Beast, Church of the Painful Truth, Classical Values, Common Folk Using Common Sense, Daley Gator, Diana West, Doug Ross, Flopping Aces, Gates of Vienna, Gateway Pundit, Georgia Sports Blog, Get the Picture, GM Roper, GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD, Grouchy Old Cripple, House of Erathosthenes, J’s Café Nette, Jaded Haven, Jeremayakovka, Jihad Watch, Jim Treacher, Jon Swift, Laurie Kendrick, Let Freedom Ring, Liberty & Culture, Maggie’s Notebook, Mamacita, Michelle Malkin, Mr Eugenides, My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Neo-Neocon, Not Ready for My Burqua, Okie on the Lam, One Cosmos, OPFOR, Patterico, Peach Pundit, protein wisdom, Publius Pundit, Pundit and Pundette, reclaim conservatism, RedState, ReliaPundit, Riehl World View, Right Truth, Right Wing Sparkle, Second Draft, Sippican Cottage, small dead animals, Solomonia, Texas Fred, The Muslim Question, The Real Barack Obama, The Return of Scipio, The Rhetorican, Tigerhawk, Troglopundit, Villainous Company, Webutante, Will Collier, Yid with Lid, Political Friends, Camp of the Saints, Frugal Cafe Zone, Atlanta Politics Online, HotMES, Insert Clever S.Logan Here, The Camp of the Saints, Another Black Conservative, Paco Enterprises

2 Comments

Happy Birthday Stacy!

October 6, 2009 at 5:46 pm (And now for something completely different, Blogs and Blogging, Stacy's Speedo)

Stacy is celebrating his 50th birthday today. Welcome to the club!

Drop by and have a piece of cake…he’s got a really BIG cake. You might want to take a fire extinguisher along, you know, just in case…

Bloggers for freedom, unite!

American Digest, All American Blogger, Andrea Shea King, Atlas Shrugs, Crystal Clear Conservative, Hot Air, Erick Erickson, Fausta, Katie Favazza, Lakeshore Laments, Little Miss Attila, Midnight Blue, Newly Conservative Lesbian, No Pasaran, No Runny Eggs, Not One Red Cent, Outside the Beltway, Pam Meister, Ralph Benko, RFC Radio, Scrappleface, Stix Blog, Smart Girl Politics, The American Mind, The Other McCain, The Sundries Shack, Vodkapundit, Ace of Spades, Teflon Don, American Digest, American Power, Amused Cynic, The Anchoress, Augean Stables, TOTUS, Betsy’s Page, Big Girl Pants, Big Hollywood, Birdbrain, BlackFive, blonde sagacity, Breath of the Beast, Church of the Painful Truth, Classical Values, Common Folk Using Common Sense, Diana West, Doug Ross, Flopping Aces, Gates of Vienna, Gateway Pundit, Georgia Sports Blog, Get the Picture, GM Roper, GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD, Grouchy Old Cripple, House of Erathosthenes, J’s Café Nette, Jaded Haven, Jeremayakovka, Jihad Watch, Jim Treacher, Jon Swift, Laurie Kendrick, Let Freedom Ring, Liberty & Culture, Maggie’s Notebook, Mamacita, Michelle Malkin, Mr Eugenides, My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Neo-Neocon, Not Ready for My Burqua, Okie on the Lam, One Cosmos, OPFOR, Patterico, Peach Pundit, protein wisdom, Publius Pundit, Pundit and Pundette, reclaim conservatism, RedState, ReliaPundit, Riehl World View, Right Truth, Right Wing Sparkle, Second Draft, Sippican Cottage, small dead animals, Solomonia, Texas Fred, The Muslim Question, The Real Barack Obama, The Return of Scipio, The Rhetorican, Tigerhawk, Troglopundit, Villainous Company, Webutante, Will Collier, Yid with Lid, Political Friends, Camp of the Saints, Frugal Cafe Zone, Atlanta Politics Online, HotMES, Insert Clever S.Logan Here

Leave a Comment

The Bill Sparkman Murder Report

October 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm (And now for something completely different, Stacy's Speedo)

Stacy has started his reporting on the Bill Sparkman murder in Clay County, Kentucky. Check back often as he unfolds the story.

And while you’re at it, Smitty’s (Stacy’s #1) blegging for votes at IowaHawk’s Steel Cage Death Match. Vote for #9. There’s also a cool Star Wars themed poster as well.

1 Comment

Major Awesomeness

August 31, 2009 at 6:58 pm (And now for something completely different, Music The Food of Love)

(H/T Leon at RedState) Beautiful music at BlueShelled:

1 Comment

I’d Watch MSNBC for This….

August 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm (And now for something completely different, Blogs and Blogging, Fourth Estate, Village Idiots)

Moe Lane ponders advice to MSNBC on how to increase its viewership. Shoot, I’d watch for that!

2 Comments

The Land of the Living is Just Over the Horizon

August 14, 2009 at 6:01 pm (And now for something completely different, Helpful Things, Just for Fun, Memories..., Rule 5)

On the mend… in the meantime, a little Rule 5 Happiness for The Ladies. And as much as I’d like to lie, Lance, that is NOT me playing the Bach #3. I just love these morphie thingies. Know what would make it picture perfect? If Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt were replaced by Mark Harmon.

2 Comments

The Doctor is IN

August 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm (And now for something completely different, Obama Bad, Socialized Medicine, Stacy's Speedo, Stop Obama, What tha..?)

Dr. R.S. McCain has hung out his shingle in this new age of ObaMedicine. Put down all liquids; send the little ones upstairs for their bath – you’ve been warned!

2 Comments

Proud Member of the Angry Mob

August 8, 2009 at 10:12 am (And now for something completely different, DimWitDems, Politics, Village Idiots)

Yeah, I know, I really look like a rabble-rousing mobster. Like these other mob members.

Via Trog:

proud-member-of-the-angry-mob

Funny, it reminds me of this…Inspector Kemp and his mob.

Inspector Kemp

Every self-respecting mob needs a leader, and Inspector Kemp was outstanding in his role. Such organization, such rhetoric, such aim, such sound effects! Our government no longer resembles a thoughtful, deliberate body of legislators and is quickly descending into a silly parody of Young Frankenstein outtakes.

3 Comments

« Older entries