A little Fun with Carols…

Over at Fausta, Maria sent Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged:

1) Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia– I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic– Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic– Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And………..

5) Multiple Personality Disorder—-We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid—Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder— You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder— Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder—Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia—I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia—Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder—I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder—Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder–We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!

All this kinda fits the Scroogey mood I’ve been in. Friday evening, hubby, friends & I took in a performance of “Boys of the Lough” after a rousing dinner at a local Irish pub. We were calling the outing our “Irish Culture Night”. I had so looked forward to the concert – Celtic Christmas tunes, haunting melodies and lively surely would stir me out of this funk and lift my mood. Don’t get me wrong, it was a lovely concert. And worth every dime just to hear Silent Night sung in Gaelic. I just could have done without the lefty comments about WMD and democracies and such coming from the stage. What place do such comments have in a Christmas celebration? In any country?

WitNit, via the Anchoress, also takes a stab (no pun intended) at some Christmas carols.

…got me to thinking about what songs ol’ Hannibal the Cannibal would be listening to over the holiday. Oh I know…it’s disgusting. No…it’s FUNNY!

While you’re at it, go vote for my blog-mother, so to speak – she’s nominated for Grande Conservative Blogress Diva by Gay Patriot. She was also nominated for Best Individual Blog but lost to heavy hitter James Lileks. That’s ok – it’s fun to be in the company of giants. =-)

While I’m punning, be sure to read Siggy’s post where John Kerry is called “a saint”. No really, read the whole thing. You’ll LYAO. Stick that in your stocking and smoke it, Mr. Heinz!

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