Hillary Joke of the Day

The class in the middle of traffic HELL ends tomorrow…..then maybe I get my life back!

Here’s the Hillary Joke of the Day, compliments of Obi:

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Hillary, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said Hillary. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice indicating he only lied two times in his life.”

“Where’s Bill’s clock?” asked Hillary.

“Bill’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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