Pay Attention – There will be a Quiz

Just in case you haven’t been paying attention in class, in this great state there will be a primary election two weeks from today.

Read the following assignment – Attn GOP: Meet the Woodshed by The Anchoress

Not only will there be a quiz, but the results of the quiz will be retested the following fall term. Never before have the answers of one test depended so much on the answers to a previous test.

The final test will result in 4 years out of your hide. Gird your loins.

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