Jedi Mind Tricks

H/T My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy And Muchos Apologies Upfront To Obi. Obtain you must a sense of humor.

Now that’s FUNNY.

Help us Obama-Wan-Kenobi, you’re our only hope. (Snort)

Can Anybody Spell ‘Logan Act’?

While Jimmah stumbles around the Middle East trying to find someone that will meet with him, the calls for a formal censure are crying out. Censure, while embarrassing like dandruff or a bad comb-over, won’t happen with the current crop of weasels.

I’d like to go one better. How about an extended stay at Reidsville? I’m not talking about some charming little B&B on the town square; I’m talking about the state PRISON just south of town. In just under four hours, Jimmah could be at his new home away from home.

One Way Ticket

Now if it was me, I’d go the scenic route: hang a right out of Americus on US 280, follow that through Cordele and over the interstate, through Rochelle to Abbeville, then McRae through Mt. Vernon and then STOP in Vidalia. You have to stop in Vidalia to BUY ONIONS. It is sacrilegious to not stop in Vidalia to BUY ONIONS. Then hop back on the road, through Lyons, right down to beautiful, downtown Reidsville. But that’s just me….

The Logan Act was passed back during John Adams’ term as President. According to Wikipedia,

The Logan Act is a United States federal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments. It was passed in 1799 and last amended in 1994. Violation of the Logan Act is a felony, punishable under federal law with imprisonment of up to three years.

The text of the Act is broad and is addressed at any attempt of a US citizen to conduct foreign relations without authority. However, there is no record of any convictions or even prosecutions under the Logan Act.

I think its high time someone was convicted of violating the Logan Act. Ol’ Jimmah would make a fine example of what I could only dream of being a long line of candidates. Too bad the Congress won’t indict this one (they must be afraid she’d poison the organic salad bar as retaliation). Remember last year she went and got all cozy with the enemy…wearing that fancy scarf? Like we wouldn’t recognize her under all that! She must think we’re really stupid….

Don’t bother about packing a toothbrush, Jimmah. Once you’re processed, cavity searched and dressed in Volunteer Orange, they’ll even give you some soap. Just don’t drop it, though, unless you want to experience personally what you’ve done to America.

UPDATE: He wanted to meet with Islamic Jihad leaders, too. What? One stop on the Tour of the Death Cult isn’t enough?

Cross-posted at Redstate

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