Late Spring in the South

Means I am under the weather, yet again. In the meantime, check out The Anchoress, Fausta, Siggy and American Digest. Me, I’m going back to bed.

Advice for McCain

I like this idea.

…chances are that there will be an even larger Democratic Congressional majority come next year. One consequence of this very safe projection might be that McCain will start running on that old crowd-pleaser, divided government. The prospect of a large Democratic Congressional majority unchecked by the power of the veto pen and free to pass all types of bills (from tax increases to abolishing secret ballot union elections to immigration reform devoid of border control measures) might make voters think twice about giving Democrats both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue. And Congress currently has an approval rating even worse President Bush’s. So why not run against the Democratic Congress?

They’ve certainly given him enough ammunition to use. Running for President has got to be one of the most difficult jobs in the world, short of the Presidency itself. So much noise. In my book, protecting this country from the enemy within and without should be top on his list.

Fausta was in on the McCain blogger’s call on Thursday. He outlined the year 2013. Michelle Malkin finally got invited. Now that should be interesting!

UPDATE: McCain should jump on this rookie mistake like a duck on a junebug.

The MSM’s Tiny, Dark Glass

In light of the whirlwind of libtard baloney that has erupted over President Bush’s speech to Israel, here’s the full text of the speech:

President Peres and Mr. Prime Minister, Madam Speaker, thank very much for hosting this special session. President Beinish, Leader of the Opposition Netanyahu, Ministers, members of the Knesset, distinguished guests: Shalom. Laura and I are thrilled to be back in Israel. We have been deeply moved by the celebrations of the past two days. And this afternoon, I am honored to stand before one of the world’s great democratic assemblies and convey the wishes of the American people with these words: Yom Ha’atzmaut Sameach. (Applause.)

It is a rare privilege for the American President to speak to the Knesset. (Laughter.) Although the Prime Minister told me there is something even rarer — to have just one person in this chamber speaking at a time. (Laughter.) My only regret is that one of Israel’s greatest leaders is not here to share this moment. He is a warrior for the ages, a man of peace, a friend. The prayers of the American people are with Ariel Sharon. (Applause.)

We gather to mark a momentous occasion. Sixty years ago in Tel Aviv, David Ben-Gurion proclaimed Israel’s independence, founded on the “natural right of the Jewish people to be masters of their own fate.” What followed was more than the establishment of a new country. It was the redemption of an ancient promise given to Abraham and Moses and David — a homeland for the chosen people Eretz Yisrael.

Eleven minutes later, on the orders of President Harry Truman, the United States was proud to be the first nation to recognize Israel’s independence. And on this landmark anniversary, America is proud to be Israel’s closest ally and best friend in the world.

The alliance between our governments is unbreakable, yet the source of our friendship runs deeper than any treaty. It is grounded in the shared spirit of our people, the bonds of the Book, the ties of the soul. When William Bradford stepped off the Mayflower in 1620, he quoted the words of Jeremiah: “Come let us declare in Zion the word of God.” The founders of my country saw a new promised land and bestowed upon their towns names like Bethlehem and New Canaan. And in time, many Americans became passionate advocates for a Jewish state.

Centuries of suffering and sacrifice would pass before the dream was fulfilled. The Jewish people endured the agony of the pogroms, the tragedy of the Great War, and the horror of the Holocaust — what Elie Wiesel called “the kingdom of the night.” Soulless men took away lives and broke apart families. Yet they could not take away the spirit of the Jewish people, and they could not break the promise of God. (Applause.) When news of Israel’s freedom finally arrived, Golda Meir, a fearless woman raised in Wisconsin, could summon only tears. She later said: “For two thousand years we have waited for our deliverance. Now that it is here it is so great and wonderful that it surpasses human words.”

The joy of independence was tempered by the outbreak of battle, a struggle that has continued for six decades. Yet in spite of the violence, in defiance of the threats, Israel has built a thriving democracy in the heart of the Holy Land. You have welcomed immigrants from the four corners of the Earth. You have forged a free and modern society based on the love of liberty, a passion for justice, and a respect for human dignity. You have worked tirelessly for peace. You have fought valiantly for freedom.

My country’s admiration for Israel does not end there. When Americans look at Israel, we see a pioneer spirit that worked an agricultural miracle and now leads a high-tech revolution. We see world-class universities and a global leader in business and innovation and the arts. We see a resource more valuable than oil or gold: the talent and determination of a free people who refuse to let any obstacle stand in the way of their destiny.

I have been fortunate to see the character of Israel up close. I have touched the Western Wall, seen the sun reflected in the Sea of Galilee, I have prayed at Yad Vashem. And earlier today, I visited Masada, an inspiring monument to courage and sacrifice. At this historic site, Israeli soldiers swear an oath: “Masada shall never fall again.” Citizens of Israel: Masada shall never fall again, and America will be at your side.

This anniversary is a time to reflect on the past. It’s also an opportunity to look to the future. As we go forward, our alliance will be guided by clear principles — shared convictions rooted in moral clarity and unswayed by popularity polls or the shifting opinions of international elites.

We believe in the matchless value of every man, woman, and child. So we insist that the people of Israel have the right to a decent, normal, and peaceful life, just like the citizens of every other nation. (Applause.)

We believe that democracy is the only way to ensure human rights. So we consider it a source of shame that the United Nations routinely passes more human rights resolutions against the freest democracy in the Middle East than any other nation in the world. (Applause.)

We believe that religious liberty is fundamental to a civilized society. So we condemn anti-Semitism in all forms — whether by those who openly question Israel’s right to exist, or by others who quietly excuse them.

We believe that free people should strive and sacrifice for peace. So we applaud the courageous choices Israeli’s leaders have made. We also believe that nations have a right to defend themselves and that no nation should ever be forced to negotiate with killers pledged to its destruction. (Applause.)

We believe that targeting innocent lives to achieve political objectives is always and everywhere wrong. So we stand together against terror and extremism, and we will never let down our guard or lose our resolve. (Applause.)

The fight against terror and extremism is the defining challenge of our time. It is more than a clash of arms. It is a clash of visions, a great ideological struggle. On the one side are those who defend the ideals of justice and dignity with the power of reason and truth. On the other side are those who pursue a narrow vision of cruelty and control by committing murder, inciting fear, and spreading lies.

This struggle is waged with the technology of the 21st century, but at its core it is an ancient battle between good and evil. The killers claim the mantle of Islam, but they are not religious men. No one who prays to the God of Abraham could strap a suicide vest to an innocent child, or blow up guiltless guests at a Passover Seder, or fly planes into office buildings filled with unsuspecting workers. In truth, the men who carry out these savage acts serve no higher goal than their own desire for power. They accept no God before themselves. And they reserve a special hatred for the most ardent defenders of liberty, including Americans and Israelis.

And that is why the founding charter of Hamas calls for the “elimination” of Israel. And that is why the followers of Hezbollah chant “Death to Israel, Death to America!” That is why Osama bin Laden teaches that “the killing of Jews and Americans is one of the biggest duties.” And that is why the President of Iran dreams of returning the Middle East to the Middle Ages and calls for Israel to be wiped off the map.

There are good and decent people who cannot fathom the darkness in these men and try to explain away their words. It’s natural, but it is deadly wrong. As witnesses to evil in the past, we carry a solemn responsibility to take these words seriously. Jews and Americans have seen the consequences of disregarding the words of leaders who espouse hatred. And that is a mistake the world must not repeat in the 21st century.

Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: “Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.” We have an obligation to call this what it is — the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history. (Applause.)

Some people suggest if the United States would just break ties with Israel, all our problems in the Middle East would go away. This is a tired argument that buys into the propaganda of the enemies of peace, and America utterly rejects it. Israel’s population may be just over 7 million. But when you confront terror and evil, you are 307 million strong, because the United States of America stands with you. (Applause.)

America stands with you in breaking up terrorist networks and denying the extremists sanctuary. America stands with you in firmly opposing Iran’s nuclear weapons ambitions. Permitting the world’s leading sponsor of terror to possess the world’s deadliest weapons would be an unforgivable betrayal for future generations. For the sake of peace, the world must not allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon. (Applause.)

Ultimately, to prevail in this struggle, we must offer an alternative to the ideology of the extremists by extending our vision of justice and tolerance and freedom and hope. These values are the self-evident right of all people, of all religions, in all the world because they are a gift from the Almighty God. Securing these rights is also the surest way to secure peace. Leaders who are accountable to their people will not pursue endless confrontation and bloodshed. Young people with a place in their society and a voice in their future are less likely to search for meaning in radicalism. Societies where citizens can express their conscience and worship their God will not export violence, they will be partners in peace.

The fundamental insight, that freedom yields peace, is the great lesson of the 20th century. Now our task is to apply it to the 21st. Nowhere is this work more urgent than here in the Middle East. We must stand with the reformers working to break the old patterns of tyranny and despair. We must give voice to millions of ordinary people who dream of a better life in a free society. We must confront the moral relativism that views all forms of government as equally acceptable and thereby consigns whole societies to slavery. Above all, we must have faith in our values and ourselves and confidently pursue the expansion of liberty as the path to a peaceful future.

That future will be a dramatic departure from the Middle East of today. So as we mark 60 years from Israel’s founding, let us try to envision the region 60 years from now. This vision is not going to arrive easily or overnight; it will encounter violent resistance. But if we and future Presidents and future Knessets maintain our resolve and have faith in our ideals, here is the Middle East that we can see:

Israel will be celebrating the 120th anniversary as one of the world’s great democracies, a secure and flourishing homeland for the Jewish people. The Palestinian people will have the homeland they have long dreamed of and deserved — a democratic state that is governed by law, and respects human rights, and rejects terror. From Cairo to Riyadh to Baghdad and Beirut, people will live in free and independent societies, where a desire for peace is reinforced by ties of diplomacy and tourism and trade. Iran and Syria will be peaceful nations, with today’s oppression a distant memory and where people are free to speak their minds and develop their God-given talents. Al Qaeda and Hezbollah and Hamas will be defeated, as Muslims across the region recognize the emptiness of the terrorists’ vision and the injustice of their cause.

Overall, the Middle East will be characterized by a new period of tolerance and integration. And this doesn’t mean that Israel and its neighbors will be best of friends. But when leaders across the region answer to their people, they will focus their energies on schools and jobs, not on rocket attacks and suicide bombings. With this change, Israel will open a new hopeful chapter in which its people can live a normal life, and the dream of Herzl and the founders of 1948 can be fully and finally realized.

This is a bold vision, and some will say it can never be achieved. But think about what we have witnessed in our own time. When Europe was destroying itself through total war and genocide, it was difficult to envision a continent that six decades later would be free and at peace. When Japanese pilots were flying suicide missions into American battleships, it seemed impossible that six decades later Japan would be a democracy, a lynchpin of security in Asia, and one of America’s closest friends. And when waves of refugees arrived here in the desert with nothing, surrounded by hostile armies, it was almost unimaginable that Israel would grow into one of the freest and most successful nations on the earth.

Yet each one of these transformations took place. And a future of transformation is possible in the Middle East, so long as a new generation of leaders has the courage to defeat the enemies of freedom, to make the hard choices necessary for peace, and stand firm on the solid rock of universal values.

Sixty years ago, on the eve of Israel’s independence, the last British soldiers departing Jerusalem stopped at a building in the Jewish quarter of the Old City. An officer knocked on the door and met a senior rabbi. The officer presented him with a short iron bar — the key to the Zion Gate — and said it was the first time in 18 centuries that a key to the gates of Jerusalem had belonged to a Jew. His hands trembling, the rabbi offered a prayer of thanksgiving to God, “Who had granted us life and permitted us to reach this day.” Then he turned to the officer, and uttered the words Jews had awaited for so long: “I accept this key in the name of my people.”

Over the past six decades, the Jewish people have established a state that would make that humble rabbi proud. You have raised a modern society in the Promised Land, a light unto the nations that preserves the legacy of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob. And you have built a mighty democracy that will endure forever and can always count on the United States of America to be at your side. God bless. (Applause.)

President Bush has given many good speeches during his term. I think this is one of his best.

Now see Noel Sheppard’s post at NewsBusters:

Thursday May 15, 2008, American media hit a new low. To paraphrase Michelle Obama, I have never been less proud of my country.

On the occasion of Israel’s 60th anniversary, President George W. Bush gave one of the greatest speeches of his career.

Yet, America’s media could only see this event through the tiny prism of the upcoming presidential election, and thereby totally ignored virtually everything that was said by the most powerful man in the world to one of our nation’s greatest allies.

From a speech that lasted over 20 minutes — interrupted eight times by applause from Israeli Knesset members — America’s media exclusively reported 83 words they felt insulted the candidate for president they have been unashamedly supporting for over a year.

Everything else in the President’s stirring and emotional address went completely ignored, so much so that the other 2,400 words were totally irrelevant, as was the signficance of the day and the moment.

As they say, read the whole thing… and be disgusted at what the MSM has become. Here’s your trashcan. You’ll feel better in a little bit.

UPDATE: The rest of the world must think the American public are nothing but idiots. Too bad the MSM heard a different version of Bush’s fine speech.

FARC Documents Authenticated!

Michelle Malkin notes that the previously captured FARC documents are not only real, they are spectacular! A virtual “Who’s Who” of the American Left:

It may embarrass some governments that aren’t so friendly to Colombia as well–namely, our own. Pelosi, Hillary, and Obama all want to hang Uribe’s government out to dry and deny them a free trade agreement. Which is ironic considering that other than Chile, Colombia’s probably our best ally in Latin America.

Fausta noted yesterday that Columbian President Uribe is playing Pelosi like a bad piano. She should stick to things she understands, like what goes on the Congressional salad bar.

These Russians Get It

In anybody’s little neck of the woods, local politics can get messy. But not as messy as Clayton County, at least not yet. There’s a lot of “Not in My Backyard” and backroom deals and childish pettiness.

The other day, in the local fishwrap, I read about the one of the candidates in the upcoming county commissioner election. A local businessman, trying to dethrone an entrenched bureaucrat. Imagine my surprise to find out he was Russian! (h/t DouglasCountyNews)

Igor Malanchuk, 43, of Winston has filed to challenge Tom Worthan in the July 15 Republican primary for chairmanship of the Douglas County Board of Commissioners.

[…] He told of an incident that led him to run for office.

“When a zoning officer comes into my business and says he doesn’t want you to do a certain thing ‘because the commissioner says so,’ that’s Soviet Union,” Malanchuk said. “I said, ‘Wait a minute. Are we in the United States? A commissioner says so?’ I thought this was a country of law. That’s a king-like behavior.

“Coming from the Soviet Union, that’s why I’m so sensitive,” he said. “I have seen the hell, I know how it smells, how it walks and how it talks and I will not tolerate it.”

Interesting, isn’t it, the comparison he makes between a life with no freedom and hell itself? Why does it take a person born on foreign soil to see this fundamental truth? Has America (or at least the American Left) become so disillusioned with the bounty of our liberty that they believe only socialism or marxism or communism is the answer to every problem? Or that people who disagree with your opinions are worthy of only the most scathing scorn, regardless of the fact you both are children of God? Has public decorum declined to such a point that you save your “good manners” for those who share the same letter (D or R) after your name? Finally, it reminded me of Gerard’s conversations with another Russian named Paul.

…I was standing in the laundry room of my home and Paul entered to say, “The election, today, right?”

“That’s right. The election is today,” I said and waited.

“You vote?”

“Always. It is the duty,” I said dropping quickly into the pompous, “of an American to vote. Your one duty above all others.”

“I will be American by the next election and I will vote always.”

“Great.” And then it got sort of quiet.

After a long moment of just looking carefully at my face, Paul said, “So…. who you vote?”

“Bush.”

He smiled and relaxed. “Good. Very good. I would too and will when I can vote. I will vote always.”

“He won’t get to run again.”

“Oh, yes. I remember. But I will still vote.”

“Really. For who, the Democrat or the Republican?”

He looked at me and thought about it.

“Not for either. I will vote always for best, always. In Russia when I was small there it was always the party this and this…”

“This and that…”

“Yes. But I don’t like the Party. I think. I think I must vote for best.”

“Did I vote for the best, Paul?”

“Yes.”

“Why do you think so?”

“Because he makes freedom. He does not say freedom only, but makes freedom. In my country, a lot of people say things of freedom and make nothing.”

“So you think the war for Iraq is good?”

“Yes, very good for them I think. Here I think, people do not like the war that makes freedom.”

“I think you’re right.”

“But they do not know. They have too much too long. Me, I remember first no freedom and then freedom quick. When freedom came I knew what I wanted in it.”

“What was that?”

“To come here. To be here. Quick to America.”

“Why so quick?”

He shook his head and looked at me as if I was the one who didn’t understand English.

“Because in Russia, freedom can go away. Here never. If I vote for best.”

Indeed.

UPDATE: Gerard has even more to say about Live Free or Die.

Narcissists R Us

Honestly, folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

On Tuesday, in Mark Allen of Politico’s interview with President Bush, the President said “Popularity is fleeting… principles are forever” when asked about Jimmy Carter. Remember Jimmy just got back from the Middle East, where he embarrassed himself and America, trying to kiss the big-toes of Palestinian terrorists. Yeah, I said it – TERRORISTS. Since when do Presidents, sitting or former, treat with scumbag terrorists?

Then Bush’s excellent speech in Israel was quickly twisted and excerpted by our trusty press. The Anchoress’ answer to “What did you think of Bush’s speech?”

Thought it was exactly what he has been saying for the last 7 years. He’s never deviated from his message – the press just hasn’t been letting you hear it. Now that it got out, today, unfiltered, it sure has infuriated the left and the press. What is very interesting to me is how quickly the headlines and stories have moved away from Bush and any full-text, contextual display of the speech to making it all about Obama. Yes…it really is all about the O!

It is hard to look the public in the eye, when you’re too busy looking in the mirror, isn’t it?

GatewayPundit asks “Why Must Obama Use a Marxist Catch Phrase to Attack His Critics?”

politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear politics of fear

But, where did Obama get this catch phrase? The phrase “politics of fear” is actually an old Marxist phrase used during the Cold War. The New York Sun reported this back in January:

The phrase, “politics of fear,” reemerged from the dustbin of anti-anti-communism on far left Web sites like Alternet in late 2002. In the Cold War, it was employed to deride public school air raid drills, the House’s un-American Activities Committee, and Ronald Reagan’s anti-red campaigns. Since the end of the Cold War, the phrase has been resurrected by politicians and pundits alike to say the electorate ought to fear the people trying to scare us, not these terrorists and tyrants they keep going on about.

Surprised?… Didn’t think so.

Like the ending to a campy B-movie, you knew this would happen. I wonder how long it will be before they’re calling each other “Sweetie.”

Carter, Obama, Edwards. Three peas in a pod. But only brought his own hairdryer.

Mulligan’s T-Shirtgate

Mulligan’s Bar and Grill in Marietta, GA, is selling Obama ’08 T-shirts. But instead of the picture of THE Messiah, it’s a picture of Curious George.

“We’re not living in the (19)40’s,” he [owner Mike Norman] said. “Look at him . . . the hairline, the ears — he looks just like Curious George.”

Offending the delicate sensibilities of the Cobb County PC crowd (the ones trying too so hard to rise about that redneck reputation), protesters are appearing calling for something to be done against his “hate speech.” In this day and time, everybody looks like somebody you see on TV. For years, I was told I looked like Sally Field in her younger days (think Smokey and the Bandit). [Aside: FYI, I mostly see myself as one of the dancing hippos in Fantasia.] For years, my husband has been teased that he looks like Burl Ives when he plays his guitar. When College Girl was a baby, people said she had Yoda ears. When Wee Highlander was a wee bairn, people said he looked like Mr. Magoo. Did we jump and holler “racist!”, “hate speech!” – just because we aren’t terribly flattered by people’s comparisons? No, because we are GROWN-UPS. GROWN-UPS respond with a smile and a thank you, even if it includes an inward groan.

The usual suspects will show up with bullhorns and placards and try to smear a normal American for exercising his First Amendment rights. Personally, I think it’s brilliant. Making an analogy between a presidential candidate and a childish, naive and inexperienced cartoon character (who has to learn all his lessons the hard way – where else would you get your weekly story lines?) is a stroke of genius. What better way to illustrate his complete and utter unsuitableness for the job? Do you want your next Commander In Chief participating in an on-the-job training program, struggling desperately to get their experience level a tick higher than the intern down the hall? Do you REALLY?

Only the people who think HARD about candidates and what they mean to the future of this country will get this. Use the brain God gave you, folks. Use it before you lose it.

Cross-posted at RedState.

UPDATE: Who jumped up and cried “racist!” when Bush was being called a monkey? Yeah, I know, consider the source.

But then, of course, there’s always those will side with the poor, abused monkeys. 😉

Mundus vult decipi

Joy and rapture. All Things Beautiful is back! Always thoughtful and beautifully written, the site is a jewel in the firmament of the blogosphere. Relish and enjoy. She promises to post more often.

Obama needs to lance his own boil, before worrying about the “constant sore” of Israel in US foreign policy. Incredible. Ab-so-lute-ly incredible. Just lately, Ahmadinejad said almost the same thing, calling Israel “filthy bacteria.” I wonder if they traded notes before study hall.

Obama takes the American ethnic word-game double-standard one step further:

Here we have the man himself using the middle name that no evil conservative may speak:

“This is a guy who spent some time in the Muslim world, has a middle name of Hussein, and appears more worldly and has called for talks with people, and so he’s not going to be engaging in the same sort of cowboy diplomacy as George Bush,”

Here we go again; it’s just hunky-dory for him to use his middle name to puff his status with Islamofascists but it is absolutely forbidden for us to point out that there may be some significance to his obviously Islamic name and the way he may be viewed by the Muslim world.
American blacks have been working a sly con on whites for far too long with this business of, “It’s OK for us to use certain words and expressions with impunity but if you honkies say it it’s a racist slur.”

Sissy Willis asks the BIG question

Thinking about the power behind the throne, whom would you rather have as first lady/rogue, Michelle, Bubba or Cindy?

Who would give away the silverware first, while the CIC is busy giving the country away? After all, The Messiah that Will Save America doesn’t need no stinkin’ silverware.

By the way, the Latin quote in the title was shamelessly plucked from Alexandra’s comments. Translated, it means “The world wants to be deceived, so let it be deceived.” I thought it was appropriate, especially when discussing the Obama’s.

Deranged MSM Joke of the Day

(Courtesy of Common Folk Using Common Sense)

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

An Atlanta Journal-Constitution (local newspaper) reporter has seen the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.’

‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.’

‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the AJC, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?’

“I ride a Harley Davidson and I am a Republican”

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys a copy of the AJC to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:

“REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.”

Case in point.

Obamanation

Obama Busted

Gateway Pundit has the goods on the charge that “I would speak with leaders of terrorism-supporting nations (Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea) without pre-conditions” as “distortion” of his views by his opponents. Even if we can’t count like you, Obama, we CAN read. It’s recorded in numerous outlets and even on your own website.

While you’re at it, here’s another.

To the question of the moment–What did Barack Obama know and when did he know it?–I answer, Obama knew everything, and he’s known it for ages. Far from succumbing to surprise and shock after Jeremiah Wright’s disastrous performance at the National Press Club, Barack Obama must have long been aware of his pastor’s political radicalism. A careful reading of nearly a year’s worth of Trumpet Newsmagazine, Wright’s glossy national “lifestyle magazine for the socially conscious,” makes it next to impossible to conclude otherwise.

Yep, but according to Obama he never heard Rev. Wright utter anything of the sort. Yep. Yep. Yep. And I’ve got a bridge for sale.

But with “breaking news” like this, who needs to know where he stands on issues? Any issues, at that. Sheesh.

Lazy is to Saturday as…

Fifth Grade Geography is to Obama.

Sure, it’s just a goofy, clumsy mispeak that could happen to anyone. The sort of thing I ordinarily wouldn’t even write about because we all misspeak. It happens.

But…I dunno…I’m not a spiteful sort but it seems like there just needs to be some balance, doesn’t it? If Bush had talked about visiting “57 states” we’d see it run on every channel, in an endless loop, for days on end. We’d be hearing “moron, moron, moron,” etc.

Like The Anchoress, I’m not saying Obama is a moron by any stretch of the imagination , but could we just have a little balance here from the sycophant media? A little? Please?

Second Amendment Rights are to Democratic Vote Whores. (h/t InstaPundit)

Democrats have run away from gun control because they think it’s a major reason they lost swing states in the last two presidential elections.

“If it weren’t for guns, President-elect Kerry might now be conferring with incoming Senate Majority Leader Daschle,” wrote New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof in November 2004.

Hmmm… interesting angle here. The Dems aren’t against guns simply because someone might get hurt, but only because it cost them power?

GPS Units are to the GOP. Lieberman checked McCain’s bearings and they are fine.

Real questions are to Real Answers. As HotAir would say, “Nuance.”

Shameless Plugs are to DailyKos. Well, not really. Markos’ mother must be really proud. Well, probably not.

Clayton County Sue-A-Rama Continues

The Clayton County Commissioners are no fools. They can see where the cesspool is heading.

Attorneys for Clayton County commissioners filed a claim Thursday in Atlanta Federal Court seeking protection from legal liability arising from the actions of Sheriff Victor Hill.

[…] The filing alleges that Hill’s “objectionable actions, policies and practices concerning management of the county jail and sheriff’s office personnel negatively impact Clayton County’s reputation and endanger the citizens of Clayton County and the State of Georgia.”

[…] Since that time, Thursday’s filing alleges, “sheriff’s personnel have filed more than 67 appeals and grievances with the county’s civil service board alleging illegal, improper and unethical employment policies and actions.”

My, my…Victor has been busy. And don’t forget he’s running for reelection. I wonder if he will try to strong-arm the results of this election, in typical thug fashion.

What I wonder is at what point does the DOJ (or even DHS) get involved? What a fabulous place for a terrorist sleeper cell to set up its nest…close to the interstate, close to the airport, close to a base, incompetent/uncooperative law enforcement, declining home values/schools/job opportunities (plenty of raw materials for recruitement), the list goes on and on. Victor must be very proud of what he has wrought.

Volcano Chaiten Pictures

Click here to see the astounding pictures of the Chaitén volcano eruption in Chile.

That first one looks eerily like Al Gore Old Smokey literally bellowing forth from his domain to mock humanity at their puny attempts to “Save the Planet.” Who needs Industrial Light and Magic when you’ve got the groove of a good eruption going on down south?

While EveryDayShouldBeSaturday thinks the pictures look like the inside of Nick Saban’s new office, Webutante calls it “one big cosmic belch.”

Wakko would love it.

But seriously keep the people of Chile, the neighboring countries and everyone else downwind in your prayers. The situation is very dangerous and those of that remember the Mount St. Helen’s eruption know that it will take years for the area to recover.

UPDATE: During the subsequent research to this post, I’ve run across The Volcanism Blog. Outstanding stop for the science behind volcanoes (in plain terms even I can understand) along with relevant news. Add it to your blogroll, too. In the meantime, the ash is covering parts of Argentina and the ash cloud is expected to reach Santiago by Sunday. Today in a press conference the Chilean National Geologic Service said the ‘worst case scenario’ parallels Pompeii. Stay tuned.

Swan Song For Hillary?

One of The Hub’s many talents is playing in a bluegrass band with fine fellas from his college days. They sing a song that I would like to dedicate to Hillary, in light of her never-ending campaign for the Oval Office:

How Can I Miss You, When You Won’t Go Away?
(Dan Hicks)

I’ve talked to your mother and I’ve talked to your dad,
They say they’ve tried, but it’s all been in vain.
I’ve begged and I’ve pleaded, I even got mad,
Now we must face it, you give me a pain.

(Chorus)
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
I keep telling you day after day,
But you won’t listen, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?

Your never-ending presence really cramps my style,
I dream that it won’t always be the same.
At first I was attracted, but after a while,
Have you ever heard of a “hard to get” game”?

(Chorus – Twice)
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
I keep telling you day after day,
But you won’t listen, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?

The Anchoress thinks Hillary should suspend her campaign and reappear right before the slugfest convention; refreshed and revitalized when the entire galaxy has reached their gag limit with Obama. Rick Moran wonders if this is the beginning of the end (also at PJM). Fausta outlines two options. MVRWC said that Patrick Ruffini said

I’m hoping Hillary stays in so we can have a full 50 state electoral map of this contest. The demographics will be studied for decades.

In the meantime, Obama tries to feed quarters into the self-annointing Magic Fingers. Interestingly enough, the Mrs. Messiah is seems to be getting more attention these days. For all the wrong reasons.

How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
I keep telling you day after day,
But you won’t listen, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won’t go ah-waaaayyy-uuuuhhh-aaaayyy?

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