The Crone Wars

Surely the Media We Once Knew is on its death bed, incoherent and delirious with a fatal wound to the head.

Fausta takes the NYT to task for its latest hatchet job; this time the victim is Cindy McCain. Too good to excerpt, you’ll just have to read the whole thing.

The attack itself is bad enough. But remember, family members of conservatives, even babes in arms, are considered legitimate TARGETS by the liberal, zombified media. Therefore, in their twisted logic, IT IS OKAY to drag them through the muck. Even if it is imagined, made-up and conjured muck. But it is the SOURCE that is so laughable, so inane, that the entire NYT Board of Directors should fire themselves and the staff. Turn out the lights and lock the doors. Ship all that useless newsprint to the recycler. The Old Grey Skank is dead; long live the mouthpiece of Obama.

FACEBOOK. Yep, FaceBook.

Oh, Puuuuuuuuhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


My, how far they have fallen. Is there a serious journalist among them? Bueller? Bueller?

But take just a minute and think about it – how could anyone even begin to compare to the Mrs. Messiah – sitting at the Right Hand of the Throne, so cute in that frock? After all, she’s already been bustified in eager anticipation of the coming coronation. So smart! So beautiful! So accomplished! No one would dare speak against her, because they fear being keel-hauled like poor Joe. (Pssst…hey media types, maybe you should think of upgrading your skills. 5 minutes worth of Google searches would have proven your stack o’ smears were …uh…oh what’s that word… untrue!) Where has she been anyway? Measuring for drapes? Picking out furniture? Hiring all her old pals and Chicago cronies as White House staff?

Cindy McCain is a beautiful woman, and can only hope I look as great as she does at that age. But she is not brittle, aged and decrepit to such a point that every day a struggle to survive. Knock-out, YES, whithered crone, NO. So a big Bulldawg YEAH BABY to Fausta for the comparison of Cindy McCain to a well known crone. Annnnnnd while I believe the Old Crone from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail is a mighty crone, and much deserved of Crone-ly devotion, and the bearer of incredible Crone-ly creepy moles, really bad hair and really bad breath and a true keeper of the Crone tradition in not bathing for many, many years….still, there is another.

Expecting Pelosi? Ha, maybe that will be the subject of a future post. Crone Throwdown – The Pertually Surprised Crone vs. ….. ? You decide.

If The One wins, we can just call his wife The First Grouch.

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