Jack, Jack, You’re So Whack

Previously on Obi’s Sister: Darth Bauer and Superman Wears Jack Bauer Pajamas

Thoughts on last night’s premier of this season’s 24:

When did Red Forman run for Senate?

The First Gentleman is a real nutcase. Hopefully Jack will be able to torture him.

The computer henchman and faux air traffic controller also played one of the creepiest villains ever on X-Files. Hopefully Jack will be able to torture him.

Speaking of X-Files, who does the new FBI agent remind you of?

If Jack is an unindicted co-conspirator in dozens of crimes, why did she keep handing him a gun?

Tony is the new sneer-meister. If his car really blew up, why doesn’t he have more than on itty-bitty burn scar? Did his face freeze that way after the explosion? Hopefully Jack will be able to torture him to find out who his plastic surgeon was.

Does Janeane Garofalo ever wash her hair? I have it on good authority that Jack DOES get to torture her.

Why was Jack wearing my dad’s raincoat?

3 Comments

  1. driver said,

    January 14, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I also hope Jack will torture the First Gentleman, that smug, sanctimonious little putz. Something about the new prez, though, suggests to me that she may be able to see her way out of reflexive liberal naivete. I’m inclined to like the cut of her jib.

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  2. driver said,

    January 14, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I had missed your previous “pajamas” post…that was brilliant!

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  3. January 15, 2009 at 12:09 pm

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