Bueller? Bueller?

As usual, the British press is the place to find any REAL news about the Colonies.

But yesterday, Sir Gus O’Donnell, Britain’s most senior civil servant, exposed transatlantic tension when he protested that Downing Street was finding it “unbelievably difficult” to plan for next month’s G20 summit in London because of problems tracking down senior figures in the US administration. “There is nobody there. You cannot believe how difficult it is,” the Cabinet Secretary told a civil service conference in Gateshead. [Emphasis Admin]

Like me, Don Surber grouses that Obama is shirking his responsibility as POTUS. Ya think? I mean, after all, what’s a corrupt Chicago thug to do when he becomes the most powerful man in America? Party on, dude!

If our allies cannot reach us because Barack Obama has failed to appoint someone to answer the phone, how are we to have any friends in the world?

And yet this naïf little twit who barely qualifies to be a back bencher in the Illinois legislature had the nerve to tell reporters last week: “President Obama has accomplished more in 30 days than any president in modern history.”

He really said that.

He really thinks that.

He really thinks that because he could get legislation passed through a Congress that is overwhelmingly Democratic that he is God’s gift to the nation.

Barack Obama may have had the worst first 30 days in the White House since William Henry Harrison.

Poor President Harrison. Really, that’s rich. His untimely demise sparked a brief constitutional crisis. Hey wait, isn’t that what we’re seeing now, even though the press won’t report it because they are too busy oozing about Michelle’s muscular arms or jockeying to be O’s personal lapdog?

Obama must be thinking, “Everywhere, all these grimy commoners deranged right-wingers misinformed folks are complaining about my substantial growth of government (think of it as the Gubment on Viagra heh heh heh)…I’ll show them. I just won’t fill any positions. Especially in Treasury. That’ll show ’em.” Typical adolescent thinking. Like picking a fight with someone to distract the hall monitors while your hooligan pals break into the cheerleader’s lockers to steal their panties.

How can government function without basic administrative staff? Does Obama think the magic unicorn will answer the phones? Run the payroll? Order the catered lunches? Run the spell check on White House announcements? Hell-o? Bueller? Bueller?

That 3 am phone call ad from the campaign suddenly takes on a deeper meaning. Who’s protecting America while Obama is out party-hopping, smoozing the Washington glitterati? No wonder he’s never in the office. He’s got a constant hang-over. It’s hard being a demi-god, you know, able to up-end entire economies with just a whiff of his little pinkie. Watch his media gasp in awe at his super-powers.

For me though – His First Fifty Days? Obama’s progress report is nothing but F’s.

UPDATE: “Hell hath no fury like an America scorned.” Melissa is soooo right!

1 Comment

  1. jenuinejen said,

    March 13, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Great post. I’m with you on the F’s.


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