Tebow, Birthday Boy

Today is Tim Tebow’s birthday. If you don’t know who Tim Tebow is, well, then you’re not from around here, are ya?

Bernie’s Dawg Blawg sends birthday wishes. The very best wishes.

Drive-By Spankings

Peeking in on the neighbors gives us a wealth of material. Let the spankings begin.

Zombie spanks Nancy: “When anyone tries to point out that the Left continuously compared Bush to Hitler and brought swastikas to rallies for six straight years during the Bush era, Obama supporters mock such claims, demand proof, and then try to ignore any individual examples proffered.”

Jimmie spanks Harry: “We really have gone to a strange place in progressive politics when the people who fill the “evil” spot in the left’s moral code are average Americans participating in our democracy the way Americans have done for centuries…”

Ace spanks the NYT and Obama: “…the NYT can’t apparently operate the “Search” function on its own archives.” and “Because, of course, death is always cheaper.”

Stacy spanks some old guy he used to work with: “Doing evil is ultimately a much more demanding job than doing good, George, and the reward of doing evil is not such as anyone should covet.”

Michelle spanks the two-faced White House: “What constitutes “spirited?” How do they define “vigorous?” When does forceful dissent become intolerable disruption? Herewith, the Obama Etiquette Czar’s Official Rules for Patriotic Protest. Keep this guide with you at all times to avoid being flagged by the Democrat politeness monitors.”

Fausta spanks Chavez with a nine-iron: “Since golf is not about Chávez, it has to cease existing…”

Joy spanks Meghan: “Did she not notice how the legacy media turned on a dime and started slamming her dad the second he got the GOP nomination for the Presidency? I do not think she is making any lasting friends on either side of the divide, here. Nor even advancing the discussion, if “advancing the discussion” means something other than throwing around stereotypes about what Neanderthals all conservatives are whose names are not “McCain”…”

Donald spanks Obama’s playbook: “Fake? You want fake? The Democrats got it.”

Lance spanks Obama’s lack of a cluebat: “I think his teleprompter is starting to turn on him.”


The Land of the Living is Just Over the Horizon

On the mend… in the meantime, a little Rule 5 Happiness for The Ladies. And as much as I’d like to lie, Lance, that is NOT me playing the Bach #3. I just love these morphie thingies. Know what would make it picture perfect? If Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt were replaced by Mark Harmon.

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