The Real Reason Helen Thomas Retired

Her family tree has been revealed (stellar investigative work by Mind-Numbed Robot).

“The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.” Emperor Palpatine

3 Comments

  1. June 10, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    […] Shocker! Why Helen Thomas retired At last, the truth stands revealed! […]

  2. mnrobot said,

    June 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Mwahahahaha

  3. June 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Was her mother named Rosemary, by any chance? Just askin . . . .


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