Friday Fashion Faux Pas

Oil-spill chic? Does she sport a Che camisole under that monstrosity? Dear Heavens, where are this woman’s handlers?

Or as Nice Deb (from whom I gleefully swiped the picture) says,

Holy Mackerel…would you look at this

Would someone please explain to this woman that America expects a certain bit of decorum from their First Ladies? The Election night dress. The Inaugural Ball bedspread dress. The Medal of Honor ceremony dress. My big toe has more fashion sense than MO and her stable of assistants combined.

Did she NOT understand the mission? That she (being the FLOTUS and therefore attending to the duties expected of said FLOTUS to empathize and encourage the masses) was supposed to buoy the spirits of those effected by the horrendous oil spill in the Gulf, not BE THE SPILL?

Words… just… escape me…

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin speaks up,

Yikes. That’s like visiting a state that was devastated by a forest fire and arriving in a limo covered with flame decals.

5 Comments

  1. Fausta said,

    July 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    It’s her way of showing empathy: she cares so much she actually has to wear the oil globs.

    Or maybe she spilled all the ink from her fountain pen?

  2. Carol said,

    July 16, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    In her defense, Wookies have so few suitable fashion choices these days.

  3. Phineas Fahrquar said,

    July 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Obviously it’s modern art: the oil spill as interpreted by Jackson Pollack. We’re just to cretinous and busy bitterly clinging to something to understand that.

  4. July 17, 2010 at 10:49 am

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  5. John Doe said,

    July 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Her soul showing through…


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