In a Perfect World…

They would be throwing parades for Dinesh D’Souza’s Forbes article if it was an expose of a conservative or a Republican, dancing merry gigs like orcs ’round the fire. But instead he gets pouty stabs from a thin-skinned White House.

The White House wouldn’t try to pull strings in elections. At least (and correct me if I’m wrong) it didn’t in the past, so publicly.

White House employees are Americans that love America. And don’t plot to use the free market to de-develop our great nation.

Words mean what they mean. Like freedom doesn’t equal control. Job creation means more jobs, not less. And you count them one at a time.

Instructions are real directions, not just suggestions. As my old junior high band teacher used to say, “Results, Not Excuses.” Indeed.

Cross-posted at RedState.

Photoshop of the Day

Via King Shamus,

As they say, read the whole thing. Then go find your eye bleach.

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