Courtesy of Jimmie, here’s your pass-the-eye-bleach moment of the week.
The Beatles wanted to make a Lord of the Rings movie. Thank goodness J.R.R. Tolkien squashed it.
If this movie had been made, it would have destroyed Tolkien’s entire creation and we’d still be talking about it as the worst movie ever made. How bad could it have been? Think “live-action Yellow Submarine, with Elves”.