Orange Vomit Bowl(s)

Too, toooo funny…

While my Dawgs attempt to pull out a win against some Directional Carolina team, this College Football weekend produces not one, but two Orange Vomit Bowls!

AUBURN (19) at CLEMSON – Saturday, September 17th at 11:00 a.m. – ABC

Do not attempt to adjust your television sets. There really will be that much vomit-looking apparel on display when Auburn visits Auburn With a Lake. What can you say about this match up? After rolling up a lot of points on Troy in their opener, Clemson struggled mightily against lowly Wofford in week two. Auburn on the other hand is the proverbial broken clock that is right twice a day. No matter how bad they look at times, they always seem to make the critical play, get every close and/or controversial call called their way and just generally fall bass ackwards into wins. I expect Auburn to win this one late on a field goal as time expires. The kick will be short, but will miraculously land on the back of a snow white dove that will carry it through the uprights. Bank on it.

TENNESSEE at FLORIDA (17) – Saturday, September 17th at 2:30 p.m. – CBS

Orange Vomit Bowl II of the week stops in Gainesville. At least the Gators will be mostly wearing blue. So far, Florida has taken beating up on hapless football teams to a new level in that they’ve played pounded Florida Atlantic and UAB. Tennessee has beaten Montana and Cincinnati. I thought Cincinnati would’ve put up more of a fight, but the Vols handled them with relative ease. At the very least, I imagine Tennessee will provide more of a challenge to the Gators than those other two combined. As much as I loathe Tennessee, I’m hoping they somehow pull this one out so ticket prices for the Bama game in Gainesville fall like a rock. C’mon Dooley!

Clean-up on aisle 5….

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