I have finally found the cause of all this global warming. It is the persistent metamorphosis of Obama’s galactic-sized mutant ego. The output of so much noxious gas is surely the cause of all the festering sores on this planet.
Obama is adding his name to Presidential biographies. Really. The trending #ObamaInHistory is helping out his campaign almost as much as that dreadful Newsweek cover.
My first thought was, he must be joking. But he wasn’t—it turns out Obama has added bullet points bragging about his own accomplishments to the biographical sketches of every single U.S. president since Calvin Coolidge (except, for some reason, Gerald Ford).
Cap’n Ed has more.
Rutherford Hayes was not available for comment.
Holy Smokes. Watch out. The next thing you know, he’ll be PhotoShopping his face into Raphael’s Transfiguration.