…is to get David Letterman fired. Yep, folks, it’s Tuesday and you know what that means. Useful Idiot Day at the praxeum. Surprisingly, the shy and retiring President Cupcake has been dethroned this week by the world’s dirtiest old man. Mama is mad, really mad, at this fella for joking about raping young girls, so watch out! Sir, is this the way you want to raise your son? Good thing you don’t have any daughters.
Cynthia Yockey is on a one-woman mission to deliver his pink slip. Join her (and me) in contacting CBS and their sponsors imploring to rid the airwaves of this pestilence – (info from firedavidletterman.com):
CBS Television / Main number: 212-975-4321
Les Moonves, President and CEO, CBS, 212-975-4545, firstname.lastname@example.org
Nina Tassler, President, CBS Entertainment, 323-575-2747, email@example.com
Mike Nelson, VP Communications, 818-655-2156, firstname.lastname@example.org
CBS Television Studios
Lauri Metrose, VP Communications, 818-655-7223, email@example.com Jennifer Solari, Executive Director Communications, 818-655-7222, firstname.lastname@example.org
Kim Sartori, Director Communications, 818-655-7221, email@example.com
Johnson & Johnson (Listerine and KY Brand)
Main Number: 1-888-222-0182 (Johnson & Johnson Healthcare Products)
Kristina Chang, Public Relations, 973-385-4370, firstname.lastname@example.org
Steve Schonberg, Edelman PR, 212-704-4494, email@example.com
Old Navy (Parent company is Gap Inc)
Main Number: 650-952-4400
Nicole Bender, Public Relations, 415-832-2889, firstname.lastname@example.org
Main Number: 1-800-962-1413 (Consumer Affairs)
Allison Costello, Ketchum PR, 412-456-3741, email@example.com
Main Number: 214-792-4847 (Public Relations)
Gary Kelly, CEO, 214-792-4000, firstname.lastname@example.org
Ginger Hardage, SVP Culture & Communications, 214-792-6924, email@example.com
Linda Rutherford, VP Communications, 214-792-4625, firstname.lastname@example.org
Main Number: 1-800-331-2729 (Guest Relations)
John Caron, Executive VP Marketing, email@example.com
Grey Advertising (their ad agency), 212-546-2083
Other National Advertisers:
June 11 –Touchstone Pictures (Disney), Samsung, T-Mobile, Microsoft, Chase Bank, Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Ford, Lexus, Mazda and Saturn (in addition to several of the above)
June 10 – DirecTV, MetLife, Amica, AT&T, Samsung, Verizon, Chase Bank, Aventis (Actonel), Merck (Pepcid), Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Honda, Kia, Lexus, Lincoln and Toyota (in addition to several of the above)
His flip attitude about the whole affair is indicative of American’s general decline in values. Anything is permissible, especially if it’s cloaked in raunchy locker-room humor and denigrates an opponent. Even better if the opponent is female. Just look at the example in the White House.
Previously: Letterman the Lecher, Shouldn’t Letterman’s Head be on a Platter by Now?
UPDATE: Cynthia’s Handy-Dandy Fire David Letterman Kit #1 and Handy-Dandy Fire David Letterman Kit #2. Now get on it!